I shall say this only once...

WOMEN want his body, the resistance want his brain and the nazis want his sausage.

French café owner Rene, the most wanted man in occupied France, will be enterainting audiences with Boston Playgoer’s Allo Allo! at Blackfriars Theatre and Arts Centre, Spain Lane, Boston.

The show is on Wednesday-Saturday, February 16-19, at 7.30pm. Tickets £9 (£8 conc). To book call 01205 363108.