I want to be the perfect host
On Christmas Day this year.
Try to prepare the perfect roast,
A gourmet connoisseur.
I want my guests to feel sated,
With all my Christmas fare.
Amazed by what I’ve created,
A feast beyond compare.
But if it’s all inedible,
And I look quite the fool.
Because I am unflappabe,
I’ll just smile and keep my cool.
And suggest that maybe next year,
Someone else would like to try.
So we are full of Christmas cheer –
Not fish fingers by Birds Eye!