Standard poet Angela Brown pens her latest piece on Eurovision as Engelbert Humperdinck gets set to sing for Britain in tonight’s contest...
For those who enjoy music
This is not the time for you.
As the zany and the camp
Head for Azerbaijan’s Baku.
We watch the endless renderings
Upon our televisions.
The Balkan and the Baltic votes,
Yes... it’s time for Eurovision.
So get behind our entry,
Don’t make him look a chump.
Other countries may not like us,
But we’re supporting Hump!